Hamstering

A sexual act involving two people and a car with a sunroof.

Partner 1, sits on the top of the car with their genitals through the sunroof. Partner 2 proceeds to perform oral on Partner 1, much like a hamster drinks from the tube connected to its water bottle.

Person 1: “Did you hear that Josh and Christina were Hamstering in his car the other night?”

Person 2: “Yeah, and when she came, she soaked the seats. Now the car smells like fish.”

by lowkey. November 13, 2025

SAH hamster

a tie with the 2nd coolest in the whole wide world

shes no izzy but shes right there with c saw so she must be a SAH hamster

by omar May 1, 2004

Obese Hamster

A girl named Carolyn

She is an obese hamster

by TheNonObeseKat May 22, 2009

Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.

Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind

by elbocko April 6, 2011

saucy hamster

When a man shaces off his pubic hair and shapes it into a hamster then injects his seemen into and a girl eats it

Baby that saucy hamster last night was delicious

by xXDwBXxD May 13, 2011

Yawning Hamster

Synonym for a bad looking Vagina.
Used in awkward social circumstances, in situations that call upon a secondary notion of how totally messed up a woman's vagina is.

Dude, she's got a yawning hamster.

by OllyPearce June 22, 2011

The Hipster Lie

When a hipster is called a hipster and they claim against it stating that they do not conform to the labels of the people claiming to be either above or completely separate from society.

Normal Person: Stupid hipster. Thinking you're so cool.

Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.

by BruceDeacroix October 13, 2011