Ken Doll Cold 

So cold your manhood is non-existent

It wasnt till I was balls deep that I realized it was Ken Doll Cold!

Ken Doll Cold by Spookm14 June 27, 2019

Crack open a cold one 

Winning in fortnite

Person A:wanna crack open a cold one
Person B:let's get those w

Crack open a cold one by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020

from my cold, dead heart 

Proposed National Rifle Association slogan.

Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."

from my cold, dead heart by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021

McDonald’s cold fries 

When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.

Person: “ did Dan just McDonald’s cold fries that pigeon?”

McDonald’s cold fries by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

Crack open a cold one with the boys 

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

Crack open a cold one with the boys by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022

moist back door cold front 

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

moist back door cold front by Finish Line October 4, 2022

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm 

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm by John0032 November 12, 2022