Bread

Someone who loves to fuck bread

"I'm going to Bread later"

by WarboIsACuntAndDavieIsGay July 26, 2022

bread

Bread is a term used to ridicule someone based off of their hair style and/or interests in furry fetish porn.

Person 1, "hey fuck you dude, you're a bitch (jesse pinkman reference)"
Person 2, "yeah shut up, bread"

Or,

Person 2, "what is uncooked toast called?"
Person 1, "fuck you dude"
Person 2, "oh yeah, haha its bread"

by rat (swag) July 27, 2022

Bread

bread.

Person A: Bread.
Person B: Bread.

by nukebeasttv July 27, 2022

breadgasm

Breadgasm happens when you make a sourdough bread that is so good that you feel sexually aroused. This is hard to achieve as you need to perfect every step in the process. The breadgasm typically lasts for up to 10 seconds when you eat a slice of your bread. It can be prolonged by adding butter your bread slice.

Holy moly guacamole. This bread is pure breadgasm. Just a bit of butter and salt, I need nothing else!

by thebreadcode August 11, 2022

bread cereal

(n) Bread, milk, and sugar served in a bowl. Common amongst poor families. The bread is ripped up or shredded, sugar heaped on, and milk poured on top. Also called Bread Soup.

We were so poor that we had to eat bread cereal when we got hungry!

by D-Dubs12 October 22, 2022

Bread-Day

Anniversary of the day a person realizes they're/becomes communist, socialist, and/or anarchist.

Vlad: "Oh, shit... I realized it's just been a whole year since I became a communist."
Karl: "Hey, congrats... Happy Bread-Day, comrade!"

by comrade_dakota_ October 27, 2022

Bread

When you're so tired you feel like dried out bread.
This expression is taken from the spongebob meme of squidward looking dried out with text above him saying "Let's get this bread", alluding to being very tired, yet still trying to do work.

"Dude I was up all night, fell asleep at 8 AM and woke up at 9 AM for school, I'm so fucking bread rn"

"I've been awake for 23 hours, I'm bread'ing rly hard"

by caztv November 17, 2022