man-nibbler

Beautiful and charismatic but only breaks half your heart. A man-eater in training.

You're lucky she was only a man-nibbler, but you're still a dumbass.

by haebaybay December 14, 2009

man vacuum

The art of vacuuming that a man would use. Instead of moving furniture to vacuum underneath of it, you vacuum around it.

I chose to man vacuum, instead of doing it the right way.

by Raffy17 February 5, 2009

Hoodie man

A floating humanoid creature, biologically designed to look like a cloth hoodie. The eyes of a hoodie man resemble black sunglasses and, the mouth protrusion has the design of a Medical germ mask. The youtuber known as kwite is the only known hoodie man in existence.

"Kwite is a hoodie man."

by Encouragement Cactus July 29, 2019

Urban Man

An absolute fucking chad

Urban Man is such a damn gigachad

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 21, 2022

Alabama Man

A man whose favorite word is "sister"

The Florida Man asked the Alabama Man to spell straight, and his answer was: S-I-S-T-E-R

by Vegetarian_Lion December 22, 2020

man utter

The penis when it is hanging from the body of a person on all fours.

He got on all fours and she milked his man utter.

by Bamzamma December 16, 2016

Hex Man

A powerful superhero that fixes all that is broken!

ME: Oh no, I broke my sword!
HEX MAN: Did somebody say they BROKE something??
ME: Oh my, It's Hex Man!

by ryu02 March 15, 2009