anal muffing

n. A girl forcibly putting her vagina on a man's butthole

Rebecca: I heard Chad is up for anal muffing!
Holly: He better spread his cheeks pretty wide for my vag!

by MaryvilleGoSaints November 6, 2013

anal pneumonia

A disease in which your asshole is voilently farting and your ass flaps will not stop spewing shit. Imagine dropping pudding inside an outdoor AC unit while it blows it everywhere, that’s Anal pneumonia

I can’t have sex with Victoria anymore because she has contracted Anal Pneumonia

by Diccwett123123 February 17, 2018

anal shoelace

Anal shoelace- when you grap a girls butthole and tie it in a knot

Joe-I anal shoelaces that girl all night. It was great.
Kyle-I know, right dude.

by Penis Cruncher October 12, 2016

Anal Pledge

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.

My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.

by Sweats11537 December 23, 2017

anal goblet

When you shove a mason jar into your partner's ass, fill it with wine, then drink out of it.

At the party last night my girlfriend let me drink out of her anal goblet.

by StandardOtaku October 30, 2015

absolute anal

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.

Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.

by FFBushLeague March 3, 2016

anal inflation

When someone inflates their belly by putting a tube in their anus. Then, they start to pump water into the tube to fill their stomach with water. This is a kink for some people.

Megan is so hot when she does anal inflation

by LizardInACan October 21, 2021