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King Crab Legs

Man1: I’ve been trying to grow out my King Crab Legs for awhile now
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?
by Jeokss January 18, 2023
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Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**
by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024
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break a leg

they want you to get a cast in a movie but also want you to actually break a leg irl for rizz
yo bro, I hope you break a leg, that'll get you fizz dawg
by neva got give u up May 11, 2023
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Leg

Leg is a very pretty part of the body. It's usually orange and pink. You can walk on them, talk to them, sniff them and many more! Usually people have two legs, but some of them have only one. That's sad :(((( Legs are the best. You can do almost anything with them and they can handle the weight of your body. They're amazing. Leg is probably the longest part of your body. You should be grateful to them for the hard work they do to you. LOVE LEGS!
My legs are tired... I can't walk anymore...
by NightmareRonusok November 21, 2021
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Third leg

a big fat cock that I would love inside of me
Girl: ouuu fuck daddy
Boy: you like how I’m fucking this pussy baby
Girl: yess daddy, you fuck me so good with your third leg
by Therealbigmama December 21, 2024
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LEG

In the army airborne community, legs are the derogative term given to non paratroopers, or soldiers who do not jump out of airplanes.
That leg has a lot of nerve walking around Fort Bragg, the home of the Airborne!
by Carolina Blue 252 May 20, 2016
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