turd grabber

a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus

" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."

by John E. Walker April 26, 2003

turd sculpting

Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.

I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.

by A Code Monkey December 14, 2008

turd in your toilet

something that sucks in another persons life

James: oh man! i aint got no money

John: well aint that a turd in your toilet!

by schmitty619 August 11, 2007

Turd swirl

A testing facility in Montreal

That place is a real turd swirl.

by bray fart April 30, 2009

turd fight

What happens when two monkeys get into a sort of "cockfight", but instead throw turds at each other.

The epic turd fight between the two monkeys ended with one monkey getting the shit beat out of him and turd shoved up his ass.

by DannyDingo May 29, 2009

Turd Reaper

1.)Another term for the toilet, can, shitter and most important on your neighbours doorstep.
2.)When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.

I had saved up a dump which was so colossal, that when released you worry whether the turd reaper can facilitate such a quantity of turd, hoping it will flush.

by JudgeFooj June 11, 2009

turd hog

one who puts their head into the toilet after filling it up

Did you see Roger turd hog after slamming the commode?

by turtletoe July 30, 2009