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red boi

"im a right red boi today tell miss may to fuck off"
by rede boie September 24, 2018
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Red Percent

When a child returns your iPhone after borrowing and battery is completely spent.
“Dad...your phone is on Red Percent!”
by harmszone June 1, 2018
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Red Handy

When a menstruating woman pleasures herself and her dude walks in a catches her and he’s disgusted so to try and make it better she give him a hand job with her bloody hand.
Guy 1: Why is your dick red, I can’t put that in my mouth?
Guy 2: Oh, craziest thing, I caught your sister masturbating and to keep me from running and telling everyone, she gave me a Red Handy.
Guy 1: GROSS DUDE SHE’S ON HER PERIOD!
Guy 2: Haha, exactly.
by Captain Red Wing June 6, 2018
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Red Nelson

When a man goes down on a woman during her period and he pops up with red facial hair.
"Hey man, I went down on Dana last night and she got scared when I came back up with a Red Nelson like I was coming back from war."
by Tard Ferguson July 1, 2019
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Red Snollygoster

A self-motivated and shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician.

Known to originate in rural north Northumberland, the Red Snollygoster is specifically a Snollygoster associated with the Labour Party, although because the Labour Party have a holier than thou reputation to protect they may have to travel far from their native area to find a trough in which to dip their snouts.
A: Have you seen James on social media? He’s clearly a massive Snollygoster

B: Yes, he’s fat too

A: That’s correct, but not relevant here. He is going to get a council seat where ever he thinks he can win though. He’s clearly a big Red Snollygoster
by Ooouuuutrageous July 5, 2019
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Red Noise

A play on the term "white noise", referring to news and social media posts which are designed to make you outraged about some one or some thing, but which provide you no opportunity to actually do anything about it. Also referred to as "Outrage Porn".
"Have you seen that video of the mom who yelled at the taco bell drive thru because they forgot her fries?"

"Not really, that stuff is just red noise"
by Addyct July 13, 2019
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Red Stag

Red, as in a hot n sexy mafucka. Stag, as in stag& vixen.
Shante, you see my man Dez over there? He my Red Stag. Our sex life be like hashtag , Mind. Blown. Oh hay gurl!!!
by BrahmanAtman July 14, 2019
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