jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it

hey boys lets play jizz coffee.

by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 29, 2022

Jazzy

When you are feeling very happy and excited

Oliver Was felling very Jazzy in the morning

by Oliver Thompsan July 15, 2022

jizz line

This was a technique used by the German/Nazi army in WWI. In order to create a larger, stronger army for a future World War that the Germans had already known would happen, they would line many healthy and strong men in a line and order them to masterbate in an orderly fashion. Each man would have a partner placed across from him with a bucket in between the two of them. The two would take turns, and be forced to provide seman 16 times per pair. If the pair does not meet the requirement, they were severely punished. Most of these lines would take place in small warehouses with roughly 480 men, 240 pairs. After the collection of seman, the officers would ship it to fertilization facilities where a similar practice would happen with women but instead of producing, they are using the produced seman from their male peers.

This practice is often used today at college parties.

Jizz lines were an awful, inhumane, and oddly kinky practice used by the Germans many decades ago.

by benji07 August 3, 2022

/Jazzy/

A whore from new york

She’s a fucking /jazzy/

by Eye hedgehog August 16, 2022

Jizza

1.Jam on pizza
2.Cum/Semen on pizza
3.Jelly (Jello) on pizza
4.Jif (peanut butter brand or cleaning brand) on pizza

Would you like to try jizza?

by Shiine-1 August 17, 2022

Jizzanator

Jizzanator is the definition of James G Gallegos S samuel J jr, The Jizzanator means you use your power for the JIZZ and only the JIZZ, It means that your power is so treacherous that it makes your jizz spout out. "If you have to ask what jizz is, you'll never know" Louis Armstrong. You thought i was feeling you that jizza a munch. jizz an eater he ate it for lunch.

Dang did you see that one guy with a bean bag build... hes definitaly a Jizzanator.

by fartgot September 6, 2022