Cuntasourous hoemongus idioslutis

Someone who is so narcissistic and childish that they refuse to see their own mistakes and blame the entire world for their sad and selfish way of life. Always a victim and never the responsible party for anything. You will never win an argument with them or get them to see their wrong doings.

“Man, I can’t believe what Brooke did to my brother”
“What happened?”

“Her car broke down and even after he fixed it, she blamed him for not knowing it would break and not being able to fix it faster, she didn’t even pay him!”

“Wow, she’s such a Cuntasourous hoemongus idioslutis!”

Cuntasourous hoemongus idioslutis by Jonny ButterStrings November 15, 2023

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Siddharth HoeMoney Reddy

What you call a guy when he has absolutely everything. All the women, all the looks, and especially good grades. He acts extremely homosexual amongst his friends but really likes women, anime women specifically. These types of guys often hide a terrible secret however, and play league of legends, as well as, jerk off to furry hentai

Wow that guy really is a Siddharth HoeMoney Reddy type of guy.

Siddharth HoeMoney Reddy by JohntheFletcher November 21, 2023

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Sweet Home Alabama

A known indicator for incest.
Derived from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song of the same name.

Steve Harvey: "When you were a kid, name something you used as a partner to practice kissing."
Jeff presses the button first, causing the buzzers to go off
Steve Harvey: "Jeff?"
Jeff: "Sister."
The audience begins laughing and clapping. This seems like a perfect time to play Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd, right? Yes, I know they're not actually from Alabama and that they're from Jacksonville, Florida...
After some time, conversing with Jeff, Steve faces towards the board.
Steve Harvey: "His sister!"
Although Steve broke down into laughter saying "sister," the board knew what he meant and proceeded to pull number 5's top answer as "SIBLING." And the crowd goes wild!
...
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

Sweet Home Alabama by 7568ino February 10, 2024