T-Give

Short way of saying Thanksgiving

"My friends want me to stick around over break, but I'm heading home for T-Give with the fam."

by mr_stallion November 10, 2009

beefy goiter lips

someone with morbidly fucked up lips

damn! That fool got bad beefy goiter lips

by goiterbomber December 15, 2012

bitches give me stitches

A girl that is so annoying that she gives you "stitches".

Ashlyn won't shut up man. Bitches give me stitches

by SpizyFishtTacoz December 10, 2013

Crap giver

Someone who lies about a lot of crap that isn't believable.

Person #1 "OMG! Kaitlin's telling a bunch of crappy lies again!"

Person #2 " Omg! She's such a crap giver"!

by Crap news June 6, 2015

Euro-giver

The antonym of an 'Indian giver.'

One who gives, but gives diseases.
One who takes, and does not give back.
One who takes, then gives diseases.

Abner: "I think I'm going to give that Indian woman my blanket."
Isaac: "Take it slowly my comrade, you don't want to be a Euro-giver! Do you not still have syphil-"
Abner: "Nonsense Isaac! bitches love blankets"

Euro-giver: "Can I real quick borrow this area, like can I just call this mine?"
Indian-giver: "I mean...you are it because you are in it. And it is within us all..."
Euro-giver: "Well! It is here, and you are in it! so could you back up a bit?"
Indian-giver: "This land belongs to no man."
Euro-giver: "YOU HEARD THE MAN! CLEARCUT THE BEACH AND NAME IT AFTER THE QUEEN!"

by tockumoutavit September 28, 2015

present giver

someone who gives presents

you are a bad present giver.

by fsdkfhks February 26, 2017

Who gives a flying fig

A euphemism for who gives a flying fuck.

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!

by Youtube Pooper May 7, 2017