Floratious

Floratious is an adjective used to describe an object that appears to have characteristics of plant life

There is a building in the city that looks very floratious

by the cool botanist March 21, 2024

Florp

The act of having a threesome with an unborn child as the result of raping a pregnant w

Shit I florped

by TronFag March 26, 2024

Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.

Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.

by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024

Florican

A Puerto Rican that was either born in Florida or raised mostly in Florida. Usually unable to speak proper Spanish and identifies as a Floridian.

Jose looks Puerto Rican but he doesn’t speak Spanish so he must be one of them Floricans.

by NaviDor March 29, 2024

Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.

I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!

by StupidGood March 30, 2024

Florida Ashtray

a beer can that is used to ash a cigarette or cigar

Ah fuck, my cigar burnt my leg. Anyone got an empty beer can for a Florida ashtray?

by floridaman6969696969 April 3, 2024

Floriderp

Something or someone so stupid, so idiotic that it could only be from Florida.

did you see that video of Ron DeSantis grinding his teeth?

of course it's Floriderp in the news again.

by todd.adhd.rocks April 4, 2024