DAD

You might think that your dad is a person you let you do not a thing. Well, you are wrong your dad is the best. I know you are probably thinking that well my dad left me. Well, that is a lesson he wanted to teach you, to never leave your family. Have you ever thought of that? And I know how you feel because I was there and believe me I forgave him because now I am someone I never thought I would be.

My dad left but that just means had to go and find him

by BlackWind1000 February 18, 2020

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Dad

The man that yells at you to hold the flashlight

Dad: Hold the fucking flashlight you spawn

by Carne_Fresca September 12, 2019

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Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

by nigglynigel March 12, 2018

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Disneyland Dad

a divorced dad who only has their child part-time and treats it like they are always at Disneyland. Only has fun with their kids and leaves mom to do all the real parenting. Does not handle any parental responsibilities, likely doesn't know who their teachers or doctors are.

He's a disneyland dad, they go over there and play video games for 48 hours straight and then come back and get mad at me because I make them brush their teeth.

by Haley Bahng November 2, 2023

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Dad

A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.

Dad left to have sex with a frog

by Hail.za.queen June 6, 2021

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