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Simmons College 

An all girl's school in Boston MA. Known for its challenging academics and tight knit community of alumni, Simmons college has every type of girl from rich white preppy snobs, to butch lesbians who refuse to shave. Most of the girls that go there are rejects from Wellesley College, Smith College and Mt. Holyoke.
"You hooked up with a girl from Simmons College? Did she have a shaved head?"
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CUNY Hunter College 

Known as one of the top CUNY's in the CUNY system, its really the school for people for get rejected from NYU and Columbia. It's in the Upper east side of Manhattan and yet it's dorms are in a completely different part of the city (your meant to commute to school while your dorming, which defeats the purpose to dorm in the first place). It's a large school with about 15 to 20 thousand students and yet again its dorms only hold about 6 or 7 hundred people (again, makes no sense). People at this school either take it seriously like its another NYU (even though it doesn't even compare), or don't take it seriously here at all (since it is another CUNY) and end up failing out. It's also known as one of the most diverse schools in the country, but then again, what public school in NYC isn't a diverse school? And also known for being one of the ugliest campus's in the country. It's easy for even the ugliest of people to find someone here for them since this school is mostly a combination of nerds and lazy popular/wanna be popular people. But Hunter College is the school to go to if you want to go to school in New York, New York; commute from home for all 4 years of college (unless you get into their honor's college and get a free dorm room, or amazingly enough get an impossible to get dorm room), and have no social life.
person # 1: So yea, I ended up coming here since I didn't get into NYU and it's still in the city.

person # 2: Yea, same here. One of my friends that's a senior here finally got a dorm room here after trying to since he was a freshman.

person # 1: Oh, really? How does he like it?

person # 2: He hates it. There's never anything to do and he still has to walk to the subway to get here everyday.

person # 1: This is what happens when you go to CUNY Hunter College.

your mom goes to college 

you guys are retarded kip did not start it, its from the ages of when college was made for younger ppls, and if your mom or parent was in college it ment she was retarded and couldn't get out. However now a days older ppl are free to join colleges so its whole burn factor is gone.
idiot 1: your mom goes to college!
kool kid: ya i know she's getting her PHd.
idiot 2: i wish my mom was smart.
idiot 1: ya maybe then you could come up with a burn.

Lynchburg College 

Chill, expensive, shitty food and facilities. These are some of the characteristics that define the beloved christian school in central virginia. This love/hate relationship can be frustrating at times due to the lack of shit to do to the surprisingly easy communication with professors and administration. Smoking in the dorms to having to deal with fag-lax-bros on weekends, shitty food to cool down to earth people. The fear of finding a good job after graduation from Lynchburg College is ever present, however, alumnis are always visiting and telling you how awesome their job and salary is.

You just have to experience it for yourself.
Lynchburg College:

*conversation taking place at the local wal mart in lynchburg*

Dude, you go to Lc?!?

Na man, liberty - right across the street

Fag.
Lynchburg College by LC sophomore August 25, 2008

trinity college 

a school in australia that pisses on everyone else at sport, and at picking up all the hot bitches.
'oh hey larry, who are we playing in football this week?'
'trinity'
'ohmygod, were fucked'

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'there are so many hot guys at trinity, i wish they were as gay as us aquinians'

Mamre Christian College 

mamre christian college is a gay school with no extra curricular activities. It has only 20 or less people per grade and where everyone acts the same and have no imagination or enthusiasm to actually have some real fun. If you are the least bit different then everyone else, you are made to feel like an outsider by the students AND the staff. The school crushes your very spirit and yet they claim to be CHRISTIAN.
A conversation with between a student of Mamre Christian College and a student from another school.

Mamre student: OMG, my school is like sooo cool. I go to mamrAY.

Other school student: What makes your school so cool?

Mamre student: Um..................we have hot chicks.

Other school student: Yeah, every school does. What else makes it so cool.

Mamre student: Were just cool ok. Look at my friends for instance.

*Mamre student points to a bunch of sluts and wogs*

Other school student: What extra curricuala activities does your school have.

Mamre student: Um...................SCHOOL CAMP

Other school student: Thats it. You don't have anything else. What do you guys do for fun.

Mamre student: Our whole grade palys HANDBALL, in the morning, at recess, lunch AND while we are waiting for the bus, cause it is like teh cool.

Other school student: I can't beleive you guys still play that, I though you were in highschool.

Mamre student: Doesn't every else act like us?

Other school student: No, we actually do other stuff and we all arn't clones like you guys.

Mamre student: You soo wish you were us.

*the other school student walks away and jokes with his/her school friends about how mamre people are stupid, boring, narrowmind, wannabees*
Mamre Christian College by n/ab December 25, 2008

Goucher College 

Goucher College, located in the heart of Towson, Maryland is not only known for its impressive curriculum, it is known for its 'freaks and geeks.' Not just your average freak or geek but a die hard "Pirate Club" member, Cat and Muppet girl and a large population of overly (weird) artistic individuals who are most likely homosexual. Where dressing to promote Hot Topic and dying your hair neon green is considered cool. And who could forget the overly-dedicated Goucher Gopher lacrosse players? Who truley believe that his membership to not a D1, not D2, but yes, a D3 lacrosse team is a way of life. Bottom line, you play lacrosse for Goucher College, do you really think that anyone is taking you seriously? Stop celebrating because you are a bunch of true die hard fags and nothing more.
Goucher College is in a great area!