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Alexa Curse

If you hang around a sporty Alexa sometimes you may catch her curse of being ass at basketball.
1.) "oh man you caught the Alexa Curse didn't you"
by Mikiischill December 10, 2018
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Alexa Curse

If you hang around a girl named Alexa, she is cursed with the knowledge of being ass at basketball only making one to two shots a day. Apparently, the curse can spread to many other people, only the ones playing around her or with her will be affected the affected range is about a half-court away from people.
1.) "oh shit, you got the Alexa curse lmao"
by Mikiischill December 10, 2018
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alexa serig

have you ever heard of alexa serig? hmm i guess not, we’ll let’s define this snacktastic sister. she’s suuuuper funny so if ur parent call you a disappointment she’ll cheer u right up😊 she doesn’t know it but he gets all the boysssssssssssssssss. and let’s not forget her birthdays coming up on jan 13. what a special day for my serig sisters. this is zoe, signing out snacks
WOAH WHOS THAT SNACKTASTIC SISTER.
IK. ITS ALEXA SERIG
by hey gucci gang January 10, 2019
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Alexa

She does not care about herslef, but only for herslef. She is not very rich. She looks like a bunny and a goldfish. Her favorite drink is pee. This is why her hair is so yellow. She is pretty popular but only for her male sources. She is also pretty poor. And fugly. Everyone secretly hates her and she hides her feelings. When people say mean stuff about her she acts like she does not care although she really does. Her style is aesthetic but yet still all over the place and ugly. She is the fakest and sassiest person you will ever meet. Try to avoid her!!! She is partly german and american.
Nerd: “Hey, did you make out with Alexa last night?”

Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.

Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
by Geile Chick February 25, 2019
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alexa

shes a girl that (will most likely) look like peppa pig but dont worry beacuse she CANT SNORT she has so many abilities for example:

- she can open her nose however she wants to and whenever she wants to.
- you can say memes to her beacuse her name is alexa for example:" ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO" (and she will start dancing).
- she is an innocent child of God and shes pure as a newborn puppy.
- she is kind of stupid sometimes but she is still smarter than me.
-she likes heart memes and editing .
-i hate her.
-she has the longest nails in the whole wide walmart.
-she is "aesthetic" (well she tries to be uwu) (sometimes she is).
- shes stubborn (just like me).
and that is it that is the alexa I know and that I hate goodbye (og and she will also tell you she will help you with homework and then ignore you uwu.
"alexa is so naive that she doesnt know what booty call means"
"she has a sugar daddy/booty call but she wont accept it "

" oh thanks alexa youre so NICE"
by MR. steal your dog February 27, 2019
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Alejandro Villarreal

A person that plays video games and thinks he’s black but he’s not. He is normally very bad at school and gets really red eyes because he is not smart enough to take his contacts off. They usually get very gasy when they are around people that are a lot better than them at everything.
by Pull-up on my block boy boy February 5, 2019
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Alejandro

Alejandro a young cuban man that is an asian predator and will grow up and get married to a girl named kayla.Also is is dirty minded.
Im Alejandro
by get out of my game kid April 2, 2019
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