Zeuson

He is a athletic person and gym boi. He loves to play football.His charms are irresistible.
Don't take it heartly. If anything gets over he says "Apjoly". One call away . Paisa is like hathon ka jadu. Khade khade kfc kharid deta hai. Momos ni khilana hai kbhi. 609 ki personality.

Zeuson Says

by LethalBoi November 23, 2021

zeus

zeus is very anti social who dosent enjoy goin out doors and hanging w others , he rather stay at home n watch sum gay ass tiktoks in bed , he dosent pick up after himself nor feed him self buu eats for like 3 , he enjoys watchin sum shit called anime , he fusses about every lil thing

person 1 : “ hey alexis n zeus les drink “

zeus : “ oh naw man “

person 1 : “ aw man how come “
zeus : “ em tiktoks callin my name “

by slutz4life November 23, 2021

zeus5647

Puzzzzzzza

Puzzi
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Si
Capisco....

by Zeus puzza.com January 11, 2022

zeuschner

best family in the world don't mess with them .

omg that's such a Zeuschner family.

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Zeus's Kiss

When two umbrellas awkwardly bump into each other while their owners are walking through the rain.

The two met with Zeus's kiss before separating to opposite sides of the sidewalk.

by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022

Zeus's Peril

Having no idea what to do with one's umbrella when entering a building. Often after walking in the rain.

He felt nice and dry walking to his house, but Zeus's peril struck him with great intensity when he saw his carpeted floors.

by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022

Zeus

1)
(Verb)

To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.

2)
(Noun)

Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.

1) Don't interact with him if you can help it, he'll Zeus everything up.

2) Zeus fucking sucks

by sewer r a t April 2, 2022