I do what I yoinky

To do something for no particular reason

or
To do something simply as you see fit

"Craig, why did you quit your job last night?" "I do what I yoinky Linda."

by Gaziwa May 23, 2021

Yoinky sploinky

A male climax reached through a handjob

Ay bro. Did Debra make you yoinky sploinky last night?

by Jake State Farm April 7, 2021

yoink

an exclamation to be used when stealing something belonging to someone else. use of the word yoink precludes any negative reaction by the victim.

"Nice nick. Yoink!"

by Rickster June 10, 2004

yoink

The official expression of an illegitimate transaction.

"Yoink!" Grabs objects and quickly disperses

by Adam21 September 6, 2006

yoink

To legally steal an item from someone, by proclaiming the word "Yoink!"

Me:(eating candy bar) mmmmm this candy bar is good.
Fred:(sneaking up behind me and taking it) Yoink!, its mine now
Me: Dammit, I hate the yoink rule

by no o your bizz January 14, 2008

Yoink

An exclaimation used to express theft. The more obvious the better. Also usually followed by running.

Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away. I waas
thinking we could go for a bike ride.
Homer: But Marge, the barflies are expecting me. Larry, and Barney,
and that guy who calls me Bill.
Marge: But you look better, you don't sweat when you eat any more, and
look -- holds up a wad of cash you've saved more than a
hundred dollars. I found it in your pants.
Homer: snatches money Yoink!



see also http://www.snpp.com/guides/yoinks.html

by J. Marcson July 20, 2008

yoink

A word coined for "The Simpsons." It is the noise made by one of the characters in the show when they swipe or grab an object away from another character. The word was created by longtime Simpsons writer George Meyer, who claims that he was inspired by The Flintstones in coining the word.

Homer said yoink when he grabbed the hot dog from Bart.

by Donald Byrne January 28, 2008