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Writer's Lump

The annoying lump left handed people get on the right of their left middle finger after writing too much.
Righty: Hey, what's that weird lump on your finger?
Lefty: Oh, that's just my writer's lump.
by mischaa June 21, 2009
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write off

To be dumped. Taken from the Real World: Austin.
Boy: I am writing you off.
Girl: Your writing me off.
Boy: To some degree, yes.
by Long Johnson July 29, 2005
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Writer's Block

An imaginary non-existant concept designed to help writers feel less guilty when they lack the mental capacity to write well for a certain time period. The real reason for this temporary lack of creativity is usually one of the following: distraction, health problems, lack of focus, laziness, or sometimes just the basic idea of writer's block can scare a writer into actually getting it.
Friend: Dude, your eyes are red, your hair is messy, the vain in your neck is throbbing and youve got that nervous twitch again!

Writer: I had writer's block! i was up all night trying to finish the chapter/script/copy but im just not able to do it! Whats going on with me??!!!!!
by ghj December 29, 2007
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writer's blog

a blogger who can't think of anything to say.
Two days and no posts. You've got writer's blog, dude.
by laslowe February 26, 2008
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You can't write it

1. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not have been predicted or written beforehand.
2. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not be written about afterwards.

It could be so ridiculous or outrageous both apply.

Synonymous with "you can't make this stuff up".
1. Stephen: "Oh shit, did you hear how Ian got three fit girls pregnant in one night? Two of them already had boyfriends! Who would have thought, you can't write it!"

2. Scott: "So I was refused alcohol the other day, and I ended up with my evening ruined, immediately back home. I mean, you can't WRITE it, you can't even write it.. I've had enough, I've enough of this. That's it. That's it lads! Naaaaah, that's it! I'm going to bed! I am GOING to bed!"
by Sr88 October 22, 2015
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Write a lengthy blog

Euph.
To have a shit.
I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog.
by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007
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writersuperbia

Grant writing is easy for those with writersuperbia.
by Andrew Clapp April 16, 2008
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