um chucka willy

Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".

Have I told you about Um Chucka Willy?

by Ali December 9, 2004

Willy Peter

White Phosphorus, given the name Willy Peter in Vietnam also used in the book "Fallen Angels"(about the Vietnam war). Usually used as a name rather than an object. Willy Peter was usually used in artillery shells to clear sections of forests rife with Congs. White Phosphorus also eats through skin which made it incredibly painful for the enemy and the shells also acted as fragmentation explosives.

"I'm calling in Willy Peter!"
"Who's Willy Peter?"
"Noob!"

by kkid28 February 10, 2007

willy

Slang for penis.

My willy is erect.

by OnlyProperDefinitions August 10, 2016

willy watcher

A man that stands next to you in the gents toilets and spends all the time eyeing up yer wood

You:I was in the toilets and Tom came in and stared at my penis.
Friend:Didn't you know he waas a Willy watcher

by Geordie Boy October 14, 2003

Willy Wonka just came in my mouth

What you say after you've eaten some remarkably sweet and delectable dessert.

A: How do you like the Coke cake?
M: mmm...mmmmmm mmmmmm mm mm mmmm mm!
A: Huh?
M: I think Willy Wonka just came in my mouth!

by vanilla g-lotto December 17, 2004

campfire willy

A person that always tells stories that arnt true,a person that is speaking tall tales to gain un earned recognition,only to gain attention and be heard

This campfire Willy mf never shuts the fuck up...lol

by HUERA BUENA X8 August 8, 2017

Wet Willy

When one wets a finger generally the pinky usually by covering in saliva then inserts into somebodys earhole and spins eraticly causing overall discomfort in order to wreak havoc or humiliate.

Caley:"Dude i was making out with some chick last night and Zacc gave me a wet willy!"
Sam:"Oh real? Dude that sucks"

by Sam .B June 8, 2007