Caboose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a train.

"The hobo hopped on the Caboose Willis and rode 16 BLOCKS."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Abuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was harmful treatment--which he is.

"THE KID suffered sexual Abuse Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Wesley Willis

A schizophrenic artist who eventually turned to making hilarious songs which are so bad, they're good.

Here's to Wesley Willis (1963-2003)

Your songs were absolutely terrible, but they are hilarious to listen to.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 3, 2022

Mousse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he were a hair product.

"When you use Mousse Willis, your hair's MERCURY RISING."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Daniel willis

Small dick bad hairline ugly whore sideman just about Somes him up

Oh its daniel willis

by Beastboy1234873& May 4, 2017

Willis Plumber

A very small limp penis (chode) often inserted into the exposed ass of a plumber.

DAMN BRO
he had such a plumber crack i could have gone Willis Plumber on that ass!

by T-Bone Steak December 15, 2008

Willisker

A pre-teen who can't wiat to start shaving.

That willisker will grow up soon, Dave.

by Daphne Lanolin February 22, 2011