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1. a remark or a statement from someone that makes absolutely no sense.

2. When a word is used improperly, causing the statement to be confusing.
"Tampa should be called tampon, because theres so many hot bitches there!"

"Stop chewing on your cubicles"

"Thats not good teamanship"

"i hate willisms"
Willism by murphyslaw June 9, 2009
Words you can keep
The state of being so insanely awesome that everyone loves you. You suck at video games especially Overwatch, and rocket league. But you are great at everything, especially hair styling.
willism has positively effected Ohio
Willism by Willismist March 23, 2023

William Henry Harrison High School 

William Henry High School is a school in Ohio of about 1,400 students. The school has little going for it except for a bunch of crappy sport teams and some nerdy clubs that nobody goes to. The school was actually named in honor of some obscure president that nobody has heard of and whose only accomplishment was to croak after being in office only a month. The school became sort of famous in early 2015 when it was discovered that just about every girl in the school had been passing out nudes and real explicit porn to just about every guy in the school. Apparently this had been going on for years and hundreds of nudes were circulating around the school and town. Of course the administration at the school claimed they knew nothing about it but the slutty girls were told to stop being such naughty hoes, or at least be a bit more quiet about being naughty hoes and passing out the porn. Nobody was charged and it's unknown how many hoe girls are still making and passing around nudes and nasty porn. And even with all the publicity over the sexting and nudes, nobody still knows who the hell William Henry Harrison was.
William Henry Harrison High School is named after someone nobody has heard but it sure has a lot of hoes that love to pass out some serious nudes and porn.

williams escudero 

Williams Escudero is a 16 year old singer and songwriter who released that one bop called One more time.
Oh my God Williams Escudero just released his new album called inception
williams escudero by Thatonekid3232 February 16, 2019

William Afton 

Some random dude who just won’t die
“I always come back!” -William Afton
William Afton by Skull3398 January 24, 2022

William Afton 

William Afton is a character (and main antagonist) of the Five nights at Freddy's series
in the book he is described as a large man who was always so "happy" constantly smiling
His first appearance was in the minigames from FNAF2 that rarely occur after death. in the 8-bit minigames he is a Purple/violet smiling man with dark soulless eyes and in the save them minigame he has a badge and small white dots in his eyes.

William is the co-owner of "Fazbear Entertainment" and the owner of his robotics company "Afton Robotics".
He has 3 children Michael (his oldest son), Elizabeth (his daughter), and the crying child (his other son).
William is also responsible for the MANY... MANY missing children at "Freddy Fazbears Pizza", he lured each of them to the back room wearing a yellow spring-lock Fredbear and Bonnie suit, where he killed each of the kids he kidnapped and hid the bodies in the animatronic characters. After being almost caught by the police, he skipped town changed his name to Dave Miller and lost ALOT of weight to the point that, when he returned, nobody recognized him.
years later William/Dave returned to Freddy's and dismantled each of the animatronics, but the ghosts of his victims were possessing the suits, and chased William into the hidden off-camera Safe-room. William hid inside of the spring-lock Bonnie suit and ended up dying from a Spring-lock failure, and was locked in the room for 30 years still "alive" in that suit.
"I’ve accepted the new life that you gave me. You’ve made me one with my creation. My name is Springtrap!”
~ William Afton accepting his fate to be Springtrap.
William Afton by comicsans92 May 13, 2018

William Norges 

Another term for gay vikings. This term originated from Norway, during the first raid against the Lindisfarne in 793.
“Damned William Norges! Strikeem sinners down!”
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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