smokers widow

A woman whose use to smoking weed with her man, then they split. She now smokes alone. A smokers widow

She's a lonely smokers widow. Smoking alone, sad, and lonely

by Juicy May March 16, 2019

Budweiser widow

A woman who stays at home while her husband is drinking Budweiser at the bar.

Me: I thought you were coming over?
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019

Crypto Widow

A female partner who loses her partner or lover to his overinvolvement and unbridled enthusiasm in crypto currency. Similar to the old term Golf Widow

Well I never really see or hear from.him these days since he got into crypto. I'm a Crypto Widow, that's what I am!

by Melissa Luisa April 15, 2021

Black widow

An image of someone trying to be scarier than they really are.

The black widow was actually a loudmouth that hoped she was scaring everybody enough to keep them from eating her alive.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

Black widow

Someone that makes people feel like they are going to get shot whenever she's around. Someone that is always warning people or having other people warn people for no good reason.

The black widow wants people to remain scared of her and think that she is scarier than she actually is.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

Tattoo widow

A person who is married to a tattoo artist

person 1: “My husband is a tattoo artist”
Person 2: “oh so you’re a tattoo widow”

by Anonymous2876 May 31, 2023

black widow

When two married couples have an affir, and the wife#2 having the affair lures the cheating guy with everything she's got. She plays the role so well that the cheating guy falls in love with her. then out of nowhere. Wife #2 does the worst thing and goes back to wife #1 and shows her all the picures and text messages.

Married girl #2 actually gets a DNA sample of her cum filled panties. Proving that the husband cheated on wife #1.

I was married for 5 years and hooked up with smoking hot chick who was married for 9 yrs.

After months of intense sex Barbra showed Gail that I was sending text and pics and also told her tha we had sex here's the proof.

Mark was black widowed. He lost his wife and barbra on same day.

by baaaaabiala March 4, 2010