diet whoopass

A can of whoopass suitible for diabetics.

Tara: I'm going to open a can of whoopass on ya.
Bob: Please don't, I'm a diabetic.
Tara: Fine then, diet whoopass.

by Kay March 21, 2004

Whompus

An elongated blunt object used to beat the living crap out of someone/something. The more unusual the object is, the more worthy of the term. Ceremonial whompi (plural form) are used specifically toward the destruction of anything festive in nature, such as Christmas Lawn ornaments.

Holy Shit!! Did you just see that lunatic hit that mall Santa over the head with that gigantic whompus? It looked like the knobby end of a hat rack painted black.

by Rutegar BoB September 6, 2012

whompadomp

noun. an exceptionally large penis

GOTDAMN that dude's got a whompadomp!

by A-Izzy December 26, 2005

whoppa

a prize plum..., slightly higher on the scale of nobbery

man is hit by car on the traffic lights.............., bystander remarks....., 'whoppa' - see bellend

by david j griffin September 25, 2005

whoppa

What New Englanders call a Whopper.

Ted Kennedy: "Ehhh, I'll have the Whoppa."

Cashier: "I think you've had enough, sir."

Ted Kennedy: "You shat your mouth, or I'll have you muddahd!"

by jvarna5 February 1, 2008

can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

whoopadoop

when you take a penis and cover it in molasses and stick it in a meat grinder and scream as loud as you can WHOOPADOOP!

WHOOPADOOP!

gee where did my penis go

by thesheisse December 7, 2004