weak

Of poor performance or stature; highly unsatisfactory.

The party on Saturday night was broken up early; shit was weak.

by Shawn Hunt January 23, 2003

Never Eat Soggy Wheat

1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.

Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left

2 - Good advice.

Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.

Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.

by Speeps September 26, 2010

Weak

One of Eric Cartman's (South Park) favorite words, partnered by lame

Butters: Yeah, me and AWESOME-O even had a slumber party last night!
Cartman: Weak.

by Survivor Fan September 16, 2004

Wheatboy

Very similar to a ricer but pertaining to base model domestic cars made to look fast without any means to ACTUALLY be fast. Usually V6 automatic Ford Mustangs owned by 17 year old boys who think that stickers, shopping cart wings, neon, spinning rims, and body kits make a car fast.

Dude 1: Yo!!! Check out my Mustang!!! It's got NAAWWWWZ! See...I have the sticker right here next to the GT-R emblem!

Dude 2: *backs away slowly* Sorry...I'm allergic to your neon lights...why don't you go race a Pinto, wheatboy.

by Christi Renee January 6, 2008

stew of weakness

An event, place or group of people characterized by its/their distinct qualities of weak sauce.

This party is a stew of weakness.
See bad sauce

by IDon'tMinceWords December 17, 2008

One by one wheat seed

The one by one wheat seed is a classic Minecraft joke. It is commonly a wheat farm that is only one block. It is commonly used on the first night of Minecraft thus it goes very well with The Green Top.

"Bruh you swear it was only for one night but not only do you got the green top, you got the one by one wheat seed."

by Green Top March 25, 2019

weakness

To be weak, stupid, lame, cowardly, bore, and all the other URBAN language you got for a loser, but put into a form of a noun.

Don't be hooking up weakness.

Weakness overfloweth from you bro.

by druncmunki July 21, 2004