Waffle

when you are having sex you poop on the chest of your partner and then swat it with a tennis racket

"my boyfriend is into some weird fetishes, he wanted to waffle last night"

by chase hahn March 30, 2008

WAFFLE

bastardization of the internet acronym of Rolling on Floor Laugh - rofl

WAFFLE! He got hit in the groin!

by FISH SEX November 11, 2003

Waffle

A vagina. It is a place for the choked chicken.

She called and asked me to help her make chicken and waffles

by ITSecKitty March 29, 2019

Waffle

The waffle-shaped bottom of a Red Wing (or other) workboot.

Don't make me put this size 13 waffle on your neck!

by Spot May 4, 2004

waffling

The act of jizzing on a waffle and then making someone eat it.

I felt frisky in the morning so to get back at Jim I did some waffling.

by pylorns August 30, 2004

Waffle

adj. awesome, fantastic, fuckin' great.
The antithesis of pancake.
Origin: His Holiness Sean McSean

I banged her and it was waffle!

by Gabriel Mas August 30, 2003

WAFFLE

Wasting
A
Flawlessly
Fake
Laugh
Energetically

Person A: I can't seem to open my Xbox 360
Person B: WAFFLE..ur a fail.

by KuroAndMars July 30, 2009