vibrator

something a dumb horny bitch uses to cum.

i like vibrators

by i love hailey April 29, 2023

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Elder Vibrator

When grandma gets a bit too bored in the nursing home

"Grandma, I got you a new present! It's the new elder vibrator!"

by Spooky Apple May 11, 2023

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When charlie is chilling in your room, and you get distracted by his phone vibrating constantly, you are unable to study properly for your finals. Typically resolved by grabbing his vibrator, and chucking it outside of your room. Also beneficial to kick charlie out of your apartment.

You: Charlie do not use your vibrator in my room, it is preventing me from studying!
Charlie: the stimulation from my vibrator helps me study much more effectively though!!
You: That's it charlie, *chuck his vibrator outside the door* now your Charlie's vibrator is broken
Charlie: ok i will leave now

by NelsonWhat December 6, 2023

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Phantom Vibration Syndrome

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!

Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"

by 4uffin July 5, 2023

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