urine vandalism

urine vandalism (short: UV)

Like normal vandalism, just by the use of your/someone else's urine.

Adapted from Wiktionary:

Willful damage or destruction of any property with no other purpose than damage or destruction of said property using urine.

+ Yesterday, my boss laid me off. He's such an asshole!
- Really?!?! I think you shouldn't simply accept that!
+ What do you expect me to do?!
- Well, how about some urine vandalism in his office?
+ You sure? I mean, what if they have UV protection?
- If you really want to do a UV, no UV protection in the world can be strong enough!!!
+ You're right. Let's go and grab some beers. I've got a wonderful idea for a UV ...
- Damn, I'm so freaking excited ...

by UVmaster November 14, 2012

Vandad

The best most badass mofo on earth who attracts pussy like a magnet.

Dude did you see Vandad in that tensome last night?

by Lepremierpresonne August 27, 2016

Vanaduche

suck my dick. the shortened word of all other oral sex. slang for blowjob.

Hey Vanessa, VANADUCHE!

by Parker S June 25, 2007

vandango

A word favoured by a certain professor. This word is used only to describe certain elements of fluid flow and disorganisation. This word's origins are unknown but it has been thought it was first used in colonial Australia to describe pubic hair.

Damn look at his vandango!

by Fluid expert April 6, 2014

Vandalism

Literally the the thing everyone does at least once in their bloodie life.

I do a lot of vandalism... Especially on your mums FAT car.

by Stak licker 69 November 20, 2018

E-Vandal

Someone who vandalizes websites, either out of spite, or for thrills.

Our company just got our website up and running, but some e-vandal hacked into it and sabotaged all the hard work we put into it.

by The Cream of Sum Yung Guy March 24, 2009

Vandaled

When you are winning at anything then blow it only to lose in the end.

Bro: Yo dude, you see Boise St. get beat when they finally faced some competition?

Dude: Yeah bro, they were up but then vandaled it.

by FIOHtj December 23, 2009