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Someone who trolls Facebook 24-7. Wears Cheetos stained wife beater and complains about those damn libs.
I went to see Paul and he was full on being a Vanzant all weekend.
Vanzant by jayshaggy November 6, 2018
Words you can keep
The act of getting you’re wallet lifted at the gas station.
Butters got VanZanted at the Smash and Grab while giving cigarettes to homeless methhead girl.
VanZant by MOONMAN2024 June 1, 2024
The act of getting you’re wallet lifted at the gas station.
Butters got VanZanted at the Smash and Grab while giving cigarettes to homeless methhead girl.
VanZant by MOONMAN2024 June 1, 2024

Ronnie Van Zant 

Ronald Wayne "Ronnie" Van Zant was the lead vocalist, primary lyricist, and a founding member of the Southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd. He was the older brother of .38 Special founder and vocalist Donnie Van Zant and current Lynyrd Skynyrd lead vocalist Johnny Van Zant. Ronnie was born and raised in Jacksonville, Florida. Born on January 15th, 1948. Ronnie Van Zant died a tragic death on October 20th in 1977, when a Convair 240 carrying the band between shows from Greenville, South Carolina to Baton Rouge, Louisiana crashed outside of Gillsburg, Mississippi.
Ronnie Van Zant was quite the song writer and singer.
Ronnie Van Zant by Risown February 1, 2009

Vanbantered

The act of sending someone to Syria, permanently.
Person 1: " Hey do you know what happened to Micheal?" Person 2: "Oh yeah, he got Vanbantered"
Vanbantered by wigga69 January 11, 2021
Short little midget who likes girls and has a very big thing for nature
Is that a Vanzan tree
vanzan by Jacob setorious May 25, 2016

vanbantered

the act of sending someone to syria due to their stupidity and foolishness
person 1: did you hear about micheal?
person 2: yeah i think he got vanbantered
vanbantered by abdeebattyman January 11, 2021
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