'to turk' (v - transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the anus by a sweaty man of Middle Eastern or Turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one's will. Often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid basements. Unpleasant.
Whilst Archibold perused some Persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking Moroccan who beckoned him to observe some more ''carpets'' in his basement by explaining to Archibold that the better quality carpets were kept out of sunlight.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.
by Toby Harding June 18, 2007
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woord van hollandse makelij, dat veronderstel ik ten minste
kan zowel een scheldwoord als een ziekte zijn (aangezien het een hollands woord is)
word ook vaak gebruikt om een situatie te beschrijven
woord van hollandse makelij, dat veronderstel ik ten minste
kan zowel een scheldwoord als een ziekte zijn (aangezien het een hollands woord is)
word ook vaak gebruikt om een situatie te beschrijven
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kapotlauwe teringtyfusjoden
rot dan op teringslet
wat een teringweertje is dit seg!
kapotlauwe teringtyfusjoden
rot dan op teringslet
wat een teringweertje is dit seg!
by Niki February 5, 2005
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When your hooking up with a girl and start jacking off... usually you turn slightly so she doesn't touch your penis by accident and catches you
by Watty June 9, 2004
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Person B: "..."
Person A: "Yeah, tring."
Person B: "..."
Person A: "Yeah, tring."
by Charlie Hombertson January 13, 2008
Get the Tring mug.This term, "Hello, you're quite good at turning me on" originated back 200 years ago in the time of the olympians. This term can be used as a 'pickup- line' attempt, and usually results with a slap in the face. On rare occasions it may be worse, for example: you may be kicked in the genitals, but do not fear, the pain will go away quickly, due to the fact that you will be unconscious.
by Paolo Vella January 13, 2007
Get the Hello, you're quite good at turning me on mug.A term - perhaps invented in Muskoka - used to describe the watersport of being pulled behind a fast moving ski-boat on a large sea biscuit or inner-tube. The inner-tube usually has a smooth bottom, furnished so as to not end up in a phenomenal cartwheel-like wipeout; although this is infact what the watchers of the tuber are looking for!
The best way to tube is to criss-cross the boat wake gaining a wider and wider arc so as to increase speed to upwards of 100 mph. Once this speed is neared, the tuber is likely to hit the wake, become airborn and perform a maniacal wipeout forgotten since the days of Evel Kneivel.
The best way to tube is to criss-cross the boat wake gaining a wider and wider arc so as to increase speed to upwards of 100 mph. Once this speed is neared, the tuber is likely to hit the wake, become airborn and perform a maniacal wipeout forgotten since the days of Evel Kneivel.
Max: "Look at those dudes tubing. The boat must be doing 50, the guys gotta be arcing at a-hundred!!!"
Scott: "Woaaa...there he goes!.....There's the tube....Where's the dude?!!"
Max: "THERE HE IS up in that pine tree."
Scott: "Woaaa...there he goes!.....There's the tube....Where's the dude?!!"
Max: "THERE HE IS up in that pine tree."
by psiscott April 27, 2006
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"God, I made a FOOL out of myself last night and trashed the Camaro, but , what the hell, I was turning, so, it was fun...I think..."
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