Drunk Teching

while drunk, sending out emails, drunk dials, Facebooking, texting, and uploading crazy pics, all from your smartphone.

Better keep your phone in the car before you hit the bar, You don't wanna do any drunk teching tonite.

by JuicedupGeek August 4, 2010

My daughter is student teaching

a bad excuse used to get out of a solicitor phone call; can be expanded to bad excuses for other reasons

origin: "I can't talk right now, my daughter is student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."

by SammyJB December 9, 2008

trenching

1. To have sex with a virgin and make her bleed. 2. To make a girl have a great orgasm

I was trenching that girl

by jiggalunatic May 13, 2005

Teching

A code-name or nickname for the act of having sex.

Dani: What'd you and Justin do last night?
Brittany: We teched.

Justine: Were you and Bryan teching on Prom?
Dani: totally ;)

by SV Soccer August 17, 2008

Trump trashing

The relentless attacks by media outlets, pundits, journalists, celebrities and politicians to defame and destroy his presidential candidacy. He makes outrageous statements that are racist, sexist, ageist, hypocritical and discriminatory in numerous ways. So what, numerous politicians Republican, Democrat and Libertarian do the same thing without criticism. He is hated by the rich because he wants to end bad trade deals and tax loop holes for hedge fund billionaires. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumper, Trumpet, make America great again, The Apprentice

I am so sick of watching the daily Trump trashing on network tv. They attack him for the same things all politicians do every day.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

teaching granny to suck eggs

English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)

"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)

by rawkaren October 9, 2013

creaching

the act of stalking someone on facebook, also known as creeping.

Why are you creaching everyone on Facebook?

by yourock_iruhl November 17, 2011