load transfer

A survival method for dire situations or just a good time where you go ass-to-ass with your survival partner or best mate and shit into their gigantic gaping asshole, which is on the brink of prolapse, to share body heat.

Did you do any of the load transfer homework last night?

No I couldn't get my asshole to relax enough.

by EngineeringPrinciples May 3, 2018

trumpet transfer

When you blame your flatuence on the dog. A person transfers a smell to a dog.

'I was at a party and let one go but, did a trumpet transfer and ended up getting away with it.'

by Must Stank October 1, 2017

petroleum transfer technician

One who pumps gas for a living at minimum wage but is also in charge of cleaning the toilets hourly with official signatures.

Mike got educated and is now an official petroleum transfer technician. Way to rise out of the getto

by hank00001111 October 17, 2017

Testicular Transfer

When a man (or women) cuts off their testacles and duct tapes them to the gennitals of another man giving him 4 nuts

Matt was extremely happy to know that thanks to the help of Paul he could have a testicular transfer

by Ikillfeminists12 June 12, 2016

Spicy transfer

When you are trying to have sex with a girl but her vagina is too blown out even for the Holland Snuggie (see definition), you decide to take it to the back door. Unknown to you she recently had Chipotle. While doing her from behind a spicy transfer occurred when a jalapeño seed from her poop shoot made it into your dick hole causing a shooting pain through your pickle.

Last night was the last time I will ever pick up a random piece after Taco Tuesday because after 5 minutes of anal a spicy transfer occurred.

by Spicy Jalapeño 69 January 25, 2017

Anal Transfer

When you and your partner want to do anal, put your asscheeks right next to each other and one takes a firm, meaty shit out of their asshole and the turd moves into the others asshole.

Bro, I had to take a dump during sex with Amanda last night so I improvised and did the Anal Transfer.

by penguin504 January 27, 2020

The Philly Transfer

The act of two people put a tube into each others anus and shots so it goes into the others rectum. Thereby the other has to shit out the others poop

Man 1: Sarah asked Andrew to put a tube into each others but so she can poop into his butt aka the Philly transfer.
Màn 2: that's gross

by Jack morhan September 16, 2020