torch teddy

A person that would rather smoke weed than be in a relationship.

Savannah would rather smoke weed than go out with me. Such a fucken torch teddy.

by FrankieDawg June 4, 2011

toochode

A kid on xbox live who attempts to hack but fails and has a chode

Guy 1:Hey man he tried to hack me!
Guy 2: WOW toochode!

by Elevate33 July 15, 2011

tomahawk chop

A karate chop arm motion modeled after Native American warriors.

Florida State Seminoles made the Tomahawk Chop famous, and then the Kansas City Chiefs stole it.

by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016

Crack Torch

A cheap lighter after you remove the metal part and crank the flame up to a ridiculous intensity.

I singed off my eyebrows trying to spark a bowl because someone turned my lighter into a crack torch!

by crackturtle September 24, 2011

Dirty tomahawk

After having sex, pulling the condom off - jizz side out - and blasting the bitch in the face with it.

She said that I didn't make her cum....she got the dirty tomahawk.....

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Passing the Chocolate Torch

The act of defecating into the anus of your partner after vigorous anal sex.

Dude, I totally Passed the Chocolate torch to my girlfriend last night!

Can I be excused? I don't feel so well after my girlfriend passed me the chocolate torch last night.

Passing the Chocolate Torch makes me feel like more of man!

by ironmonkey85224 April 25, 2011

The Olympic Torch

The act of applying Icy Hot to a condom before having sex.

Guy 1: "Hey man, Im looking for something to light up my sex life."
Guy2: "I gave my old laidy The Olympic Torch, she is still burning over the experience"

by Jon Romberg July 28, 2012