Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.

Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

-or-

Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"

Samurai Toes by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011

jungle toes 

Jungle toes - jun gul toe(s)

Adjective:

to describe the kind of feet that could cut diamonds, snatch a dime off the ground, climb a tree and could quite possibly kill a man at first sight.

"We were getting freaky till she busted those ratchet ass jungle toes out, she cut my leg... I got the hell out of there"

jungle toes by Babyeggroll October 3, 2013

Marshmallow Toes 

The act of a man ejaculating upon another beings toes causing the appearance of small marshmallows. Commonly performed by men with a foot fetish.

Damn girl, you got mad Marshmallow Toes! Wash them sticky piggies!

Marshmallow Toes by Marshmallow Toes June 27, 2016

Tinkle Toes

Tinkle Toes is a phrase you use when a young (or old) child has wet them selves while they are wearing ballet tights.

"Aww, looks like jamey here is our little tinkle toes!"

Tinkle Toes by Some Random Unicorn March 19, 2017

Coma toes 

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

Coma toes by La May Lama June 27, 2018

soupy toes 

The gross greasy slippery feeling of your toes after wearing your sneakers all day without socks on.

Pulling your feet out and having the insert of your shoe stuck to your toes.

I ran out of clean socks on Friday and had to go commando. By 10am I had such soupy toes, my sweaty feet were sliding all over inside my sneakers. it was a gross and greasy feeling and I had to toss my sneakers out.

soupy toes by Howie-B April 4, 2020

spoon toes 

Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.

Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.

spoon toes by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekt June 4, 2021