Definitions by Howie-B

Apartmented

I live in an apartmented house. It seems there are many home owners who have apartmented their houses for supplemented income in my neighbourhood.

My dwelling is an apartmented house. There are now 3 different dwellings in it to draw income from.

Apartmented by Howie-B November 8, 2025

soupy toes 

The gross greasy slippery feeling of your toes after wearing your sneakers all day without socks on.

Pulling your feet out and having the insert of your shoe stuck to your toes.

I ran out of clean socks on Friday and had to go commando. By 10am I had such soupy toes, my sweaty feet were sliding all over inside my sneakers. it was a gross and greasy feeling and I had to toss my sneakers out.

soupy toes by Howie-B April 4, 2020

Peen 

Peen (Pre-Teen) Nothing dirty, nothing perverted.

Just as it is, someone typically 10-12yrs old I would guess.

Yeah, we just had a birthday for my kid. It's a special one, he hit the big 1 O and is officially a peen.

He becomes a little more responsible, takes on some chores and gets rewarded with an allowance
To save or spend as he wishes.

Peen by Howie-B June 19, 2019

Arsehole

Someone can be 4 levels of this: Lets start with the one you're dad might have called you for doing something stupid, ASS. Nothing serious, keep going. Then you do something worse to upset another person, Your an ASSHOLE. Can be received as a little more demeaning. But now as you're stupidity rises you suddenly become the ARSE of the bunch. You know there's only one more stop before becoming a full on ARSEHOLE! Come on, you know you wanna.
Arseholes do annoying things like posting a listing 12 times for the same item on well known classified sites, they park across 2 spots. You know the type. An ass may say something he shouldn't have but the Arsehole is the whole enchilada!

I can't believe that guy, He just took that handicap spot for that older guy about to pull in. The sad part is the Arsehole can walk fine.

Arsehole by Howie-B November 24, 2018