thessaloniki

Is the biggest shithole of Greece. Located in the north part of Greece.

-Dude, What do you think about Thessaloniki?
-Is the biggest shithole. By the way, is the city with the biggest gay community in Europe.
-Damn, a guy told me that it's a beautiful city
-He was defenitely gay, drunk or high!

by Salonika4 March 12, 2008

Closet Theist

Noun – A person suffering cognitive dissonance over whether to keep their imaginary friend to themselves or come out and confirm to the world how retarded they truly are.

Despite intellectually knowing that god was a construct of man, Anna spent most her adult life as a closet theist hiding behind the claim of agnosticism. Deep down she really believed that one day she’d be departing to greener pastures to meet Joseph Smith, Freddie Mercury, Grandpa Bob, Jesus, Michael Jackson and the Easter Bunny.

by SmotherTeresa December 12, 2012

thesysadmin

Your God that you will always bow down to and respect when you run into him on the internet.

Respect My Authoritay!

When I ran into thesysadmin he banned me because I was a retard.

by thesysadmin November 19, 2003

Anti-theist

One who belives God exists but hates him/her.

God sucks a fat one, I'm an Anti-theist.

by SweetBrainJuice June 13, 2003

theis

A little bitch who thinks he is cool for making out with a lot of girls even though they only kiss him out of pity.

Ew you're being a Theis rn

by Immafukuupbish September 10, 2019

Thesises

This is the new plural for thesis created by Andrew D. The pronunciation is THEE-SIS-EEZ. This the BETTER the NEW version of theses, because why not? Andrew D (honestly am I even allowed to use full names, it's whatever) had this gift of realization after seeing the word, "Theses"

The class wrote so many bad thesises in their essays that the teacher passed out.

by panera bread is very good May 31, 2021

Thesising

As demonstrated by Benjamin Bryant of Harvard University, thesising is the ultimate dedication to one’s Honors Concentration Thesis. It involves the maximum exertion of all five senses, all cognitive processes, and all emotions into writing or performing work for one’s thesis. One expels blood, sweat, and tears when writing his or her thesis properly. Their support system is wrapped in up until the ultimate presentation of their thesis, where they will defend it in the worst 20 questions of anyone’s life. If you look at someone’s resumé and see that they have written a thesis in their academic history, you’ll know that they are passionate about something, and can devote time to accomplish their goals. If you run into someone at a party who has written a thesis, you can definitely count on them having a word or two to say on said topic.

Wow, Ben wrote a thesis on Racial Capitalism?! He thesised hard!!

What are you up to right now?

Oh, just thesising😄

by 33angel March 5, 2022