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rice burner

Any small, disposable vehicle that resembles a push-type lawnmower at first glance. Usually (poorly) piloted by scrawny white boys trying to work through identity crises.
Trailer-pard Tad (otherwise known as deluxe_247) scrapes his generic Asian tin can along at 34 mph with his (c)rap blaring at distorted levels. He calls other backward-hat wearing punks "treble rebels". Sesame Street is urgently looking for you, Tad.
by lexusux October 13, 2003
mugGet the rice burnermug.

cd burner

A piece of hardware more commonly known as a CD-R or CD-RW drive. Burns to CD-R and CD-RW discs usually.
My CD Burner was one of the best things I ever bought!!!
by Kichigai April 11, 2004
mugGet the cd burnermug.

turd burner

An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.
That guy will never amount to anything -- he's a turd burner.
by Aloysius0820 January 22, 2010
mugGet the turd burnermug.

burner number

a disposable number generated by third party apps used for business, pleasure, or for dubious Tinder matches.
Thank god I didn't give my Tinder match my cell phone number cuz that crazy ass has been blowing up my burner number. I think I'll just delete it and get a new one.
by Djay99 July 7, 2017
mugGet the burner numbermug.

Brim Burner

A fart, shit or shart that painfully burns and stings the outer edges of the anal sphincter when released.
Bbbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaapppp!! Dang that was a brim burner. Stinging right now.

Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.

I’m not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.
by Dick Onchin December 6, 2020
mugGet the Brim Burnermug.

Scottsdale Burner

A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.
My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.

My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023
mugGet the Scottsdale Burnermug.

squrit burner

When you have dieare after eating something spicey and it hurts your butthole
I ate some hot fries now I got the squrit burners.
by Mr troll 1778 January 13, 2018
mugGet the squrit burnermug.

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