mayonnaise hose

term for a man with a large penis who can ejaculate a large amount of semen at once.

That kid Ricky has one hell of a mayonnaise hose!
I watched some OG Mudbone videos last night, his mayonnaise hose is legendary.

by Mayonnaise hoser October 3, 2017

Dutch Mayonnaise

A mayonnaise jar ful of jizz/sperm
(also a synonym to scrotum)

1.holy crap man that chick just emptied my jar of dutch mayonnaise!

by teh massacrer March 11, 2009

mayonnaise monster

an individual, who upon entering a wetherspoons drinking establishment, makes haste towards the section containing the condiments. the individual then proceeds to "fill his boots" so to speak with a certain tasty and heavenly delight known as mayonnaise. the individual can often not contain themselves and may be seen rubbing mayonnaise in their face, neck and chest areas. the individual is often strawberry blonde and from the hampshire farming community.

"are you some sort of mayonnaise monster?"

by sexy cherry January 24, 2007

mayonnaise ass

The slimy feeling between your butt checks when a man is done unloading in it.

Rick came over, now I have mayonnaise ass.

by Boner Bungalow May 6, 2018

Raccoon Mayonnaise

A hypothetical topping to be put on something for motivational purposes. Also can be used to describe toughness.

Let's spread some raccoon mayonnaise on it and win this one!

DETROIT RACCOON MAYONNAISE!

If you had half the raccoon mayonnaise Johnson does you'd be an All-American.

by Dnaught14 February 4, 2010

Mayonnaise Boy

Typical response of a black male when his white boss is watching him punt footballs instead of catching them.

Antonio Brown: Yo Mike, fuck you mayonnaise boy!
Mike Mayock: I love you to Antonio

by Antonio Brown 84 the real AB September 7, 2019

Mayonnaise Man

(Noun) a generically attractive white man in either fiction or reality.

Ex. All of the Hollywood Chrises, Cullen Rutherford, Leon Kennedy, any male love interest in a ya novel.

“Who should we cast as the male lead in our new Summer Blockbuster?”
“I dunno, some Mayonnaise Man”

by NOT Haylee December 17, 2017