When a guy/girl is on your line and you have no clue what they’re talking about or they say something so off the wall they confuse you.
by Peach pleasure March 19, 2019
Get the Talking to textmug. An sms that prompts the start of a text war. Typically done by cowardly people who avoid conflict in person and/or on the phone.
Jillian: Lisa just sent a text grenade to Ben.
Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!
Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!
by Thunder Stone October 13, 2014
Get the text grenademug. 1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.
Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones
by freshpseudo January 30, 2009
Get the text cohonesmug. To pretend to text (or in some cases just use your phone) in an awkward moment. More common among teenage girls then anyone else really.
Omg last night was sooo awkward with Jack so I basically Faked-A-Text the whole date!
or
Girl 1- OMG this is sooo awkward what should i do???
Girl 2- Fake-A-Text duh!!
or
Girl 1- OMG this is sooo awkward what should i do???
Girl 2- Fake-A-Text duh!!
by xSamxYeahx December 20, 2010
Get the Fake-A-Textmug. The act of purposely misspelling words even though your phone auto corrects it for you just for the sake of showing how uneducated you can be
Why does this bitch keep ghetto texting me. I don't even know what this mean, I'm white. "I wuz hoping u wuld pik meh up lata kk bi :)"
by PooPooFaceMcgee August 28, 2011
Get the Ghetto Textingmug. A text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. Normally used to talk about someone "behind their back" when they're actually right in front of you.
Matt was being a complete douche, but I didn't want to say it out loud so I whisper texted it to Nickie.
by PohTayToez July 13, 2009
Get the whisper textmug. Making out or kissing through text messaging, used to indicate what you would do. EG, if you type *kisses lightly*, the response from your gf or gf might be *deepens kiss*
Commonly used between courting teens and flirtatious couples. See also Texting Out
Commonly used between courting teens and flirtatious couples. See also Texting Out
Texting Out example
Amber: *kisses lightly*
Sam: *deepens kiss*
Amber *wraps arms around you*
you get the picture.
Amber: *kisses lightly*
Sam: *deepens kiss*
Amber *wraps arms around you*
you get the picture.
by ChillyPillz November 19, 2010
Get the Texting Outmug.