Swinging Voter

1. Lazy and apathetic, every four years the fate of a nation hangs in their hands. A voter with no strong political affiliation, usually due to ignorance or a worldview dominated by an all pervading awareness of their own self-interest.

2. Typically, such individuals will make an excellent argument against democracy. Their grasp of political issues will quickly convince you.

Rory: "I'm a swinging voter I suppose...but, Oh No! I forgot to register to vote!"
Everyone else: *Loud Cheering*

by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009

skinking

The title granted to one who has collected enough foreskins to create a crown out of them, hence "skinking", shortened from skin king.

Also the name of a cs go skin trading site.

"Hey Solomon, have you heard about our new Rabi?"
"Yeah, I heard hes a real skinking. He plays cs go though, so thats cool."

by d00td0ot October 29, 2015

SWINNING

It’s how you claim you’re always ’winning’ but you’ve done it by swindling others.

He has been swinning his entire adult life.

by @ThisTwitIsLit June 13, 2018

dirty stinking fucking whore

a young girl that dumped her best friend for anal penetration then gets people to hater based on the fact shes jealous of her and boyfriend and aspires to be like them

that dirty stinking fucking whore is tramp shes just jealous of me and my man

by Fussy Dino arms March 20, 2020

Boarding a sinking ship

Band-term. After one band member decided to quit the band, all the other members already know that it's over but they decide to put up an add for a replacement anyway "just to see where we can take this anyway". After the new recruit joins this band with the enthousiasm of a young pup and probably got himself new "gear" just for this occasion, a month in or so after some half-assed rehearsals the whole band decides to call it quits.

"I got a new bass, a new amp, quit my job so I could make it to all the rehearsals, wrote five songs, and then they decide to quit!"

"Sounds like you we're boarding a sinking ship!"

by Anonymous Model September 21, 2009

Swinging

Have is sex with other people

Yes

Swinging

by Fuckmister 100% May 28, 2018

Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007