The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.
He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.
by pacfan834 December 26, 2007
Get the sober surprisemug. A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.
Most frequently the middle child.
See also: accident
Most frequently the middle child.
See also: accident
Child: So did you always want two sons dad?
Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!
Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!
by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020
Get the Pleasant surprisemug. A trick one plays on others at Easter, often on younger siblings, where one replaces the candy inside of a hollowed plastic easter egg with cat feces.
A variation of the trick is performed by following the trick by attempting to convince the victim once they open the egg that the cat droppings are simply melted chocolate and that they should enjoy it.
Usually followed by singing "Kitty surprise, Kitty surprise, the easter bunny hates you, and hopes that you die."
A variation of the trick is performed by following the trick by attempting to convince the victim once they open the egg that the cat droppings are simply melted chocolate and that they should enjoy it.
Usually followed by singing "Kitty surprise, Kitty surprise, the easter bunny hates you, and hopes that you die."
Sibling 1: *opens egg
Sibling 2: Looks like the easter bunny hates you and left you a Kitty surprise.
Sibling 2: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Sibling 2: Looks like the easter bunny hates you and left you a Kitty surprise.
Sibling 2: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
by General Nipowitz March 11, 2010
Get the Kitty Surprisemug. When you wet someone's chair in two phases. Phase one is the seat when the victim is away from their chair. Second phase is when the victim is away from their chair and recovering from phase one and the seat back is doused with liquid.
You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.
You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.
I conducted a Kopke Surprise for Dan the other day, he was so mad at first getting a wet bum, then a wet back.
I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.
I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.
I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.
I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.
by Arsebadger May 5, 2014
Get the Kopke Surprisemug. When a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have sex with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted vagina, demonstrating that she is not white.
"So I took Alisha out for dinner last night, and we had sex?"
"How was she?"
"She had the purple surprise."
"How was she?"
"She had the purple surprise."
by T3hTool August 19, 2011
Get the Purple Surprisemug. by JFreshReed November 9, 2010
Get the Sailor's Surprisemug. by Skeet surprise July 4, 2016
Get the skeet surprisemug.