stroking the chicken

Erikas favorite thing to do when alone

When solitary, Erika thinks about tim and starts stroking the chicken

by T Mac July 12, 2003

stocking stuffer

a transvestite, transexual, cross dresser

I was in such a k-hole last night I had no iea that chick i went home with was actually a stocking stuffer.

by jerk jiggler February 19, 2005

sporking

Having sex in a spooning position.

It's spooning, plus forking.

We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.

by Wachel Bwady February 9, 2009

Storming the Castle

"Storming the Castle" is a sexual act in which the female fills her vaginal cavity with hot oil, the male rolls around first in egg yolks, then in bread crumbs, and then the male proceeds to insert his erect penis into the vagina, effectively deep frying his phallus.

Variations include "Storming the Palace," popular among aficionados of the anal variety, and "Storming One's Own Castle/Palace," growing in popularity among contortionists and cat people.

My cat, Meatball, likes watching me storming the castle by myself at night.

by bdjgagarin June 15, 2011

tworking

Exploiting yourself (as opposed to your sexuality) by working (as opposed to dancing in a weird way).

"Bye, I´m off tworking all day!"

by Bee Beard October 29, 2013

shitworking

The act of networking meaninglessly using tools such as LinkedIn, ZoomInfo, etc. where no real benefit of association is expected or experienced.

I got three requests to join someone's Network on LinkedIn today. Total shitworking. I've only talked to one guy at a conference once six months ago. He must be looking for a job and doing some shitworking to build up his Rolodex.

by byrd390 May 19, 2008

storying

to add something to one's snapchat story

daniel: *films a funny video of ben*
ben: what are you doing with that?
daniel: i'm storying it, bro

by winchestersdoitbetter November 15, 2016