Stating

When you stalk someone so hard you think you’re dating them.

“Ugh! I can’t believe Jeff has a girlfriend.”
“Sheryl, you were only stating him.”

by MrKim May 30, 2019

squirting beaver

when the fanny gymen releases a high pressure jet of fishy juice from within the gash at a moment of extreme pleasure. This can shock the recieving party who gets hosed down by this beaver juice.

Oh my god that beaver just opened up and squirted me in the eye. Wash out with warm water to aviod infection, if irritation occurs seek medical advise. If swallowed has no nutritional value. I now stink like the inside of a haddock pasty

by Bean,Dave May 19, 2005

a squirting crevass

A sex act that involves both a male and a female, (who both typically dream to climb Mount Everest and forge the crevASSes). With the woman face down and legs spread widely a part, the male partner mounts himself to her ass and begins to rail on her viciously. And then pulls himself away from her to squirt his load onto her ass until its covered in white like the top of Mount Everest.

After watching the wonderful speech about multiple journeys to Mount Everest, Will and Ashley scurried back to the locker rooms to quickly do a squirting crevass.

by Mr. Camel and Mrs. Toe September 11, 2006

Squirting

When a person or persons are too trashed to argue, they will use a water gun (normally used on misbehaving cats) to settle arguments.

"Bitch was so drunk she was squirting me with her cat gun."

by jess and jen January 27, 2010

Starking

to make, or fix things in the utilitarian style of Tony Stark from "Iron Man"

also:
to stark
starked

My best friend just starked my rice cooker and now it works!

Don't bother trying to call him, he's busy starking an arc reactor for halloween

by emdash December 13, 2009

Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend December 11, 2011

squatting

living 9n an abandoned building, the only true way to live if you want to be truely free

i was squatting fer 18 months, since i moved back in with my paretns life sucks

by lester bangs October 21, 2003