Stoolinger

A tool used to move stacks of milk crates in an orderly fashion to prevent stacks from falling in the grocery industry.

The dairy manager used the Stoolinger to move the heavy crates into the milk box with ease.

by King Frozen May 27, 2020

Stooled

To be fucked up the bumhole while sitting on a barstool.

"She loves being stooled"

by crawfster November 13, 2023

sultans stool

When a girl sits in an armless chair and you sit in her lap facing her and fuck her. You are the sultan she is the stool. Divine experience

I knew she really loved me when she offered to be my sultans stool.

by mathman123 January 31, 2024

red stool

Noun: A bloody turd.

I can’t remember what happened last night but I had a red stool this morning.

by beanricecheese February 03, 2022

Nixon stool

A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.

When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019

Cuck stool

A stool placed in the corner of a room so a man can sit there and watch another man have sex with his woman.

You can let us take it from here Jayden, just get on over to your cuck stool and enjoy the show.

by IzakDeptuck8 January 11, 2024

Stooling Stool

Noun :

1. A generic or knock-off Squatty Potty ; Usually in the form of a small footstool.

2. A homemade Squatty Potty

$40? Forget that Squatty Potty ! I'm getting me a stooling stool at Walmart!

by Ibuddy66 June 02, 2018