Steve Jobbed

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

Steve Nash

A player in the national basketball association. He plays for the Phoenix Suns.

Steve Nash is the shortest player in the Nba history to achieve back to back MVP awards.

These awards are highly deserved however as Steve Nash is by far the best point guard currently in the NBA bar none.

Not only does he lead the lead in assists but also is among the top of the league in free throw %.

However Steve Nash's stats which are only marginally better then last year isnt the reason he won the MVP award in the 05-06 season. Following the injury of 2 time all star Amare Stoudemire, one of the nba's leading scorers in the 04-05 season, went out with an injury early in the season that caused him to miss most games in the 05-06 season.
Most teams in this position would have crumbled from such a devestating loss (proven by the Houston Rockets with Tracy McGrady absent for mere months). However, as the suns are the most unique franchise in the current nba this loss as well as the loss of Kurt Thomas, Joe Johnson and Quintin Richardson has only marginally affected the Suns as they came off the season with a win record only slightly less then last season.

This was all thanks to Steve Nash who was able to mould a team based on fast breaks and killer 3 point shooters (eg Raja Bell, Leandro Barbosa etc)

Steve Nash is a synonym of unselfish, self-sacrificing all star point guard

by Elton Brand's ho May 23, 2006

Stevedave

An obscure character from the series of films directed by Kevin Smith. These films are Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Go get 'em, Stevedave!

by General Blumpkin February 24, 2004

Steven Fernandez

1)BEST PERSON EVERRR THE FUCK
2)he has a big dick
3)a sex god

4)all the girls are in love with him
5)a skater
6)baby scumbag bitches
7)chapter 3 and lil cloud pendejas and all the fake scummies crawling back into the fandom like the stinkyass cucarachas they are

8)the most wonderful person you'll ever meet if you're lucky to meet him
9)he can send you to the hospital if you ever have sex with him just warning you
10)a sexy ass man who has a large penis and a wonderful personality he's a fucking blessing

Girl1:Hey isn't thatSteven Fernandez over there?
Girl2)FUCK YEA BITCH GET THE FUCK. OUT OF MY WAY I AM GONNA GIVE HIM A GOOD blow(;
Girl1)I gave him one last time and I fucked a pillow and pretended it was him ..... but after that the pillow was wet I don't know why
Girl2)Welppppp

by You're an 370HSSV August 5, 2016

Steven

A Steven is one of a kind. If you ever go out with a Steven, you will always feel like you rule the world...like a princess. Never will they ever do anything to hurt you. Stevens always have huge muscles, cute bellybuttons, and a forehead...that only his girlfriend will admire(: This guy will treat you right with respect and kindness. He will never get out of your mind...no matter what. If your in a bad mood he will always find his way to cheer you up somehow. Whenever your around a Steven you will always get butterflies in your stomach, and not be able to stop smiling. Stevens are extremely funny, smart, sexy, trustworthy, honest, and loyal. If you ever have a chance to date a Steven take it. You will have the time of your life with this guy, hands down. He's always looking into having a good time with you. You will fall for his funny jokes and cuteness within a heart beat. He usually gets called stevie by his girlfriend<3 They tend to have an obsession over frogs(: which is very cute! be prepared you will fall for his dreamy brown eyes, cute sence of humor, and personality.

"kaits you look like your in love?"

"well I was just with Steven"

by Kaitttsss August 24, 2011

Steinershocker

A gameFAQs user often with no regard to other peoples feelings. insults them freely.

"not well known for his intelligence. or lack of it."

by XIII is cool December 20, 2004

Steve Marsh

The Steve Marsh or Abominable Snowman is an ape-like cryptid said to inhabit the San Francisco/Bay Area region of California. Stories of the Steve Marsh first emerged as a facet of Western popular culture in the 19th century. Steve Marsh is usually described as a large, hairy, bipedal humanoid. Evidence of Steve Marsh include large tracks, abnormal droppings, and missing pets.

I have been backpacking in the Trinity Alps for 12 years and have ran into many bears and even mountain lions but this siting was much different. A Steve Marsh ravaged our campsite and left abnormal droppings outside our tent.

by Pytlak August 17, 2011