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Statist

A term created by Ayn Rand. ( one of the only things she did unbiasedly and honestly.) A person who worships or shows unnatural devotion to the state, be it a country or city or literally a state (indirectly or directly it does not matter, consciously or subconsciously both are possible.) An example would be someone who speaks as though the law defines right and wrong, simply "because". To elaborate- believing the law defines right or wrong because it was made by the state is an example. For whatever reason, there are many people like this guilty of these tendencies. Consciously and subconsciously people can act and be statist or show beliefs in statism. Another example could be someone who would follow a order from a state official (meaning government official -and/or someone who works for the state) blindly just "because". For whatever reason, if it's a blind reason like because the state is right or the state is like God "you must obey". If you were to say, do something a cop commanded in fear for your life, that is not statist, but if u were to blindly listen and follow, that is statist.
Guy 1: stealing is always wrong! The law says so!
Guy 2: you sound like a statist. Your devotion is the same as those that would run into a building with bombs on them because they believed some government or religious power or entity told them to.
by WordsofTruth217 December 29, 2014
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Static

Static: verb
In popular surf culture to start some static means to go skating. The static is a reference to the friction of the wheels to the ground and when the tail or nose hits the ground.
"I grabbed my board and went to start to some static."
Sublime: Ball and Chain-
"And I wanna start some static but I cant afford,
To slam to the ground when I fall off my skateboard.
by Will Delahunty June 17, 2006
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GQ Statis

a term that adequetly describes an individual(generally a male) who exerts strong effort towards his appearance, perhaps strong enough to make him GQ cover-worthy thus giving him the ever prized GQ Statis.
"Hey Nickelsen, You're lookin real sharp today, very GQ Statis"
by chemstock May 25, 2007
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static storm

A small storm of static that interrupts electronics and other machines. Usually such occurrence happens in hot and humid weather.
The static storm just shorted out my laptop! DAMN IT!
by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017
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V-Static

the clingy-ness a woman exhibits after loosing her virginity.
Dave felt a lot of V-Static after taking Mary's V-card
by T-Pahque August 7, 2009
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Statistication

The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.
After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.
by soul glow March 21, 2009
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statisfaction

The sense of euphoria one gets when one sub-contracts some work of a complex / technical / statistical nature to a colleague or external company / consultancy and what you received back was of a very high level of quality, and you were very satisfied with the outcome.
eg work involving decisions and methodology associated with the sampling of persons to take part in Surveys or the analysis of survey data (Multivariate or Conjoint).

"The Supermaket Consumers Segmentation Analysis was done to a high degree of Statisfaction"
by Andrew Zelin December 9, 2008
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