Gooch Stabber

A woman who wasnt nothing but her own way and in doing so causing as much displeasure as possible , by not letting a man in any of her holes but instead allowing him only to stave his penis on the area between both

Margaret sat in the restaurant on their first date

"I dont like the food here, we cant eat here or that other place you wanted to , and if we do go back to mine dont even think about it "

John sat there thinking to himself

"What a gooch stabber"

by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009

Idaho stabber

The sexual act of stabbing yourself in the penis

(Person 1) Hey, why is your dick bleeding?
(Person 2) i idaho stabber'd myself last night
(Person 1) that explains it

by Urbandick2660 March 2, 2014

Pickle Stabber

A pickle stabber also means here in Canada Cowboi Boots, get it... at the bar these cow folks always like to do the cow pie two step and tussle in the end. Boots with Hard Pointy Toes aimed at your privates.

This cowboi sure looks fancy in his new pickle stabbers trying to impress the pigs.

by Calgary Viewpoint March 3, 2018

James Stabbert

The perfect boyfriend that you can always count on. Very attractive, huge muscles, the best eyes. He will always make you feel your best. Loving, caring, patient, everything you could ever ask for. He is the definition of perfect. Definitely a girlfriend type a guy. THE ABSOLUTE BESTEST AND CUTEST, no doubt about it.

I love James stabbert.
I miss James stabbert.
James stabbert loves feet.

by Your favorite girlfriend January 19, 2020

'Stanger

The upper crust of performance cars, ie, those that can defeat a 'Stang in a race.

I saw a 'Vette up ahead of my 'Stang, so I didn't bother to catch up to it, just to get blown away. The 'Vette is definitely a 'Stanger.

by Hot Rod Stewart May 26, 2006

the stanger 2

A variation of the stranger. Involves sitting on your dick while erect, or putting an ice pack on your dick, thus, making it numb. then proceed to rub one out while your dick is numb, so you feel as though "a stranger" is performing the deed.

"Last night, i didn't feel like getting my hand numb and doing the stranger, so I decided to sit on my dick instead and do the stranger 2."

"I don't really have the right type of dick for the stanger 2, it hurts too bad to try and fold it over and sit on it, so i stick to the stranger"

by saveferris199 March 8, 2009

L'stanberg

A server of people that argue with eachother 24/7 and express their liking for CP (child porn)

person 1: Hey did you see what L'stanberg did today?
person 2: What the fuck is a L'stanberg?
person 1: CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED, DREAM STAN, POPPYTWT

by TexasTheState April 14, 2021