cod squeaker

The kid that stole his mom's credit card to buy the game. He starts playing the game having a 0.50 kd and plays the game everyday he gets home. He goes into the gamechat and mature gamers tell him his mother is a whore and is threaten to kys. He loves to brag when he gets a 20 kills after 600 games and usually gets wrecked by every other kid in his school. He also listens to x when he breaks up with his girlfriend who looks like a horse with acne. He also argues in school why ps4 is the best console in the world and record himself telling youtubers to kill themselves then their subs send death threats to him but he doesn't care and when he tries to apologise he makes his voice deep.

I found the biggest cod squeaker i know goes to my school and found out he dated an ugly girl for 5 mins and then listening to x songs and Juice world songs.

by The ThIcCeSt NaGgEr December 13, 2018

bubble and squeak

A food supposedly of british origin, made from leftover vegatables, usually on boxing day. It is called Bulle and Squeak because apparently when you cook it it makes bubbling and squeaking sounds.

We had bubble and squeak on boxing day from our leftover Christmas Dinner.

by FayeIsMoi October 26, 2006

Squeak

Squeak is someone who is a little bitch for someone,or someone extremly cool and is everyone friends

SQUEAK is a lil bitch,or squeak is fucking kick ass

by robbiet6 March 31, 2007

Squeaker

An under-aged child online that defined to popular belief is most annoying and large portion of the Xbox, PlayStation, and even PC. Loud, annoying, and they act like adults using innuendos as well as cliches from most original ideas. They are more shown to be on the immature side.

Great, there's another squeaker in the game!

Get out, you dumb arse squeaker!

"OH YEA, I AM SUCH A SQUEAKER!!! people so 'gay' these days!"

by Andymius September 20, 2014

jimmy squeaker

A release of gas from one's colon that creates a high pitched noise as it vibrates the gluteus maximus muscles and fat surrounding (buttocks)

"this is gonna be a jimmy squeaker"
"at least they don't smell"

by Locket July 17, 2006

squeaker

A fart that comes out of your toilet muscle in such a manner that it emits a high-pitched squeak instead of the usual staccato "fart" noise.

{Julian}: Hey Dominique, what the fuck was that?!?
{Dominique}: Oh that was just Mike letting off a squeaker.

by Telephony February 9, 2014

Squeakfest

A squeakfest is pretty much any social media website where all people squeak constantly non-stop about unimportant stuff while getting too emo about it.

Big obvious squeakfests are Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook to name a few.

Tom: Twitter claims to be a diverse all-inclusive website, but everyone on it is an emo squeaker. I don't get what's diverse about that when everyone on it is just squeaking non-stop. Point to me one Twitter account of someone who is not a squeaker!
David: I cannot! I'd have to go on Twitter squeaking to do so. I'm not a squeaker either, so no dice! Twitter is definitely a squeakfest!

by OffBeatDrummer March 20, 2022