A small island off of Vancouver Island. Hippies, White trash, and entitled rich people make up 98% of the population while normal people make up 2%. You cant walk throw a rock anywhere without it hitting a hippie or junkie from the parks
"How was Salt Spring Island?"
"Beautiful and peaceful but hairy women kept telling me not to smoke at the bus stop"
"Beautiful and peaceful but hairy women kept telling me not to smoke at the bus stop"
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-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.
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Whose mind was on heavenly things,
But his heart was on fire
For a boy in the choir
Whose ass was like jelly on springs.
Whose mind was on heavenly things,
But his heart was on fire
For a boy in the choir
Whose ass was like jelly on springs.
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I just cried for 3 hours over nothing but on the plus side I was listening to first love/ late spring.
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