Spaffed

To ejaculate and or produce semen via the shaft of the penis all over a person or surface.

I just spaffed on your face.

by lilwheeler420 January 7, 2026

Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011

As spaffed as a puffin

Very dead; as dead as a dodo

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

by The CCM June 15, 2022

Wacky Spaffy

Beating a women while cumming.Hippy Style

Let’s do the Wacky Spaffy

by JDCxz October 27, 2023

Raffy Scraff

The phrase WiiWii uses when he has nothing else to say and wants to be funny. Search up WiiWii the stuffy pup on here and then you will understand..

Person: Hi Wii

Wii: RAFFY SCRAFF!

Everyone: hahahahahaha

by WiiWiisUncle June 8, 2024

Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025