Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010

boob splooge

The phrase of real men.

Boy: boob splooge!

/boy is eaten.

by The Gardener February 12, 2008

cake splooge

When you force a cake in someone’s ass and they reverse nut out the butt

I gave My friend the biggest cake splooge last night.

by Masterzabo December 5, 2017

ovarian splooge

alternative and awesome name for female ejaculation

my sister was rubbin my mom's pussy and she ovarian splooged on the wall

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

splooge-toot

farting after someone ejaculates inside your anus; causing splooge to shoot out.

That splooge-toot sprayed all the way across the room.

by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010

Splooge Lord

The lord of all splooge memes (Dong memes included)

Hey, there goes Chris, i've heard he's a splooge lord

by XDshadowmasterDX December 10, 2016

Splooge Wizard

A wizard that specializes in sploogery spells and potions.

Gandalf the Gray transformed into a splooge wizard when became Gandalf the white.

by Kyle Metcalf from H-Town November 22, 2013